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I had as lief the town crier spoke my lines...

12 November
My favorite chocolate "bars" are Cherry Blossoms followed closely by Peppermint Patties.
My fav film is The Third Man.
I think only mustard is appropriate for hot dogs. Relish is tolerated but ketchup is just plain wrong.
Sorry, I don't make the rules.

I left the room with silent dignity but caught my foot in the mat.
The Diary of a Nobody by George and Weedon Grossmith

At this point, dear reader, let me concede one shocking truth. Some young women actually anticipate the wedding night ordeal with curiosity and pleasure! Beware such an attitude! One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: give little, give seldom, and above all give grudgingly.
Ruth Smythers, Instruction and Advice for the Young Bride (1894)

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
Jack Handey

You have your fear, which might become reality; and you have Godzilla, which IS reality
Hideto Ogata

When Dr. Hugh Blair and I were sitting together in the pit of Drury Lane playhouse, in a wild freak of youthful extravagance I entertained the audience prodigiously by imitating the lowing of a cow. I was so successful in this boyish frolic that the universal cry of the galleries was,`Encore the cow! Encore the cow!' In the pride of my heart I attempted imitations of some other animals, but with very inferior effect. My reverend friend, anxious for my fame, with an air of utmost gravity and earnestness, addressed me thus: `My dear sir, I would confine myself to the cow!'
James Boswell, 1763

Human speech is like a cracked cauldron on which we knock out tunes for dancing-bears, when we wish to conjure pity from the stars.
Gustave Flaubert

Each one of us is alone in the world. He is shut in a tower of brass, and can communicate with his fellows only by signs, and the signs have no common value, so that their sense is vague and uncertain.
Somerset Maugham

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Albert Camus

What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?
Mahatma Gandhi

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Ben Franklin

To my mind the life of a lamb is no less precious than that of a human being. I should be unwilling to take the life of a lamb for the sake of the human body. I hold that, the more helpless a creature, the more entitled it is to protection by man from the cruelty of man.
Mahatma Gandhi

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Blah! Blah! Blah! All
Millicent talked about these
days was how well her stomach
crunches were working.

Sadly, Percy's passion for singing opera
made him a very lonely Columbian Ground
Squirrel, indeed.


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